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“Uh. Hey Dirk?”
“Sup, Dave?”
“The fuck are you wearing?”
“These, my dear twin, are called clothes. I’m simply sitting here, idly reading my book, and you are insisting on intruding in my space.”
“I’m not talking about your clothes fucktard! I’m talking about your jacket!”
“Oh this? I make one cute bear don’t I?”
“You’ve got to be hot as hell in that.”
“Yeah, perhaps so.”
“So? Take it off.”
“Nah.”
“Why not?”
“Why do you care?”
“I don’t want to have to explain to mom about how you died of heatstroke because you wouldn’t take that stupid ass jacket off!”
“Then just say I died of erotic asphyxiation.”
“....”
“Too far?”
“Just a bit yeah. Take the jacket off!”
“Get the fuck off me!”
“Dirk, I’m serious! There is nothing ironic about this!”
“I’m not gonna take it off!”
“Stop hitting me with that stupid book!”
“Let go of my sleeve!”
“Then take the stupid thing off!”
“Leave me the fuck alone!”
“God dammit, Dirk!”
“Fuck you, Dave!”
“No, Dirk fuck….That was the doorbell.”
“Yeah. I’ll get it.”
“Oof! Don’t fucking kick me when I’m down here. Don’t answer the door in that!”
“Oh, hey there [Name].”
“Oh Dirk, happy birthday! You look absolutely adorable! I didn’t know if it was your size!”
“Pardon?”
“Dave, [Name] here made me this jacket for my birthday. She has a matching cat one.”
“It’s a bit hot in these things, but don’t we look cute? Happy birthday to you too, Dave! Oh, I’ll be right back. I left my purse in my car.”
“So…”
“This jacket gets me all the bitches.”
“Sup, Dave?”
“The fuck are you wearing?”
“These, my dear twin, are called clothes. I’m simply sitting here, idly reading my book, and you are insisting on intruding in my space.”
“I’m not talking about your clothes fucktard! I’m talking about your jacket!”
“Oh this? I make one cute bear don’t I?”
“You’ve got to be hot as hell in that.”
“Yeah, perhaps so.”
“So? Take it off.”
“Nah.”
“Why not?”
“Why do you care?”
“I don’t want to have to explain to mom about how you died of heatstroke because you wouldn’t take that stupid ass jacket off!”
“Then just say I died of erotic asphyxiation.”
“....”
“Too far?”
“Just a bit yeah. Take the jacket off!”
“Get the fuck off me!”
“Dirk, I’m serious! There is nothing ironic about this!”
“I’m not gonna take it off!”
“Stop hitting me with that stupid book!”
“Let go of my sleeve!”
“Then take the stupid thing off!”
“Leave me the fuck alone!”
“God dammit, Dirk!”
“Fuck you, Dave!”
“No, Dirk fuck….That was the doorbell.”
“Yeah. I’ll get it.”
“Oof! Don’t fucking kick me when I’m down here. Don’t answer the door in that!”
“Oh, hey there [Name].”
“Oh Dirk, happy birthday! You look absolutely adorable! I didn’t know if it was your size!”
“Pardon?”
“Dave, [Name] here made me this jacket for my birthday. She has a matching cat one.”
“It’s a bit hot in these things, but don’t we look cute? Happy birthday to you too, Dave! Oh, I’ll be right back. I left my purse in my car.”
“So…”
“This jacket gets me all the bitches.”
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Shopping Horrors {Bear!Dirk x Reader}
“So that’s supposed to be ironic?” You gestured to your boyfriend’s attire.
“Yep.”
“You’re a disgrace to Halloween cheer. You aren’t even scary!” You pursed your lips, you couldn’t believe he thought wearing a cute bear onesie was classified as a Halloween costume. The two of you were going to a party and with the state of Dirk’s costume maybe you weren’t going with him.
“Bears kill over two hundred people per year. Now that sounds pretty scary to me.” You rolled your eyes at his false fact.
“You know what I meant Dirk. You don’t physical
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chance [dave strider x reader]
Red lights flickered around the dance floor, as you watched your ex-boyfriend dance with another girl. He probably thought the first time he saw you that you were beautiful and kind, but now the whole school knew you two broke up. Only because of the new girl in town (name you hate) - long blond hair, thin waist and big breasts, tith gap and tons of make-up. Weah every girl wanted to be like her - even still a teen she's one of Victoria's secret angels, rich parents, house like a castle and brother football player. Everything a girl wanted.
But not you.
You only wanted a happy life. Weah, sometimes you fight with your parents but they still
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The Meerkats! DaveXReader
You leant against the glass panes which separated the meerkat exhibit from the grabby hands of visitors. Too be honest, you found the meerkats' cute. You usually told your co-workers that you thought they were annoying; although you have no reason why. Your superiors were merely a large bunch of jerks, you figured out earlier on in your job that if you complain about a certain animal, they will make you work at that exhibit for at least two weeks a month. Thankfully, they hadn't caught on to you little tactic.
Smiling slightly, you pick at the green collar of your uniform as you watch the meerkats chase and trip over each other. Your gaze was
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I love this man more than I could ever write down yo <3 Here's the 2nd installment for these guys' birthdays. And with that, I go back to Tempus.
I love this man more than I could ever write down yo <3 Here's the 2nd installment for these guys' birthdays. And with that, I go back to Tempus.Love you, 
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~Dave: Sweater
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This jacket gets me all the bitches.
Dirk Strider, that was the absolute fucking best, but I’d have to disagree. Not all females like Otaku Players like you. But guess what? THIS BITCH DOES!
Dirk Strider, that was the absolute fucking best, but I’d have to disagree. Not all females like Otaku Players like you. But guess what? THIS BITCH DOES!